Mia ninja warrior cat

MIA LIVZ HERE

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I LOVE:

moth hunting
belly rubs
Fancy Feast Medleys
Scaring crap out of humans
sitting in tub in the dark
sitting in a box
eating plastic
going where i shouldn't

Hearing the roar of my thundertoes when my collar is taken off and i run like the wind

RANDOM

A CAT MOVIE

LOVE IT

DEEP THOUGHTS

Furniture should be made out of rope

HUMAN

The one who calls themself "Master"

i'm busted

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dammit

water fiasco from The Muse on Vimeo.

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Observations

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

2:47pm

The bird is back, sitting on the limb near the window. After days of this repeated appearance it is highly suspect that he is a spy.

I will note the occurances and the duration, however I've made the decision to make myself visible. If he wants to spy then I'll give him a staredown he'll never forget.

Today he fluttered his wings at me.

Does he realize how delicious they would be flame broiled?

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sometimes when I'm lying alone I think about how she looks when she is dancing and wiggling all over the place to her so called "music"

And I laugh and I laugh...

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A mia a day keeps the doctor away

Monday, February 9, 2009

I heard i'm a celebrity in argentina! To my adoring fans....

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The human is on the move

Monday, January 19, 2009

Something odd seems to be happening with the human, she keeps moving stuff around. The other day it was my favorite chair, moved into the bedroom. WTH, i loved leaping on the back of that and scaring the crap out of her in the morning. Now the giant walking machine is in it's place, the one I like to lay and scratch my nails on. That thing baffles me, walking in place but going nowhere. These humans aren't too bright.

Today she moves my fish out of the bedroom and into the living room by MY BED. Ok this is not acceptable, so i've made it obvious by standing over the tank and licking on it. Maybe this will make her reconsider its location.

If she keeps this up she might come home and find her favorite pants have been moved into my litterbox...

posted by Muse @ 7:40 PM 4 comments

Dear Santa

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

After close observation, I've come to notice that these humans worship a fat man who slides down chimneys in hopes he will bring them gifts. It seems to work from what I remember last year. Lots of paper and ripping and I had a slight tantrum and vomited. After all, I wanted to give the gift that keeps on giving.

So this year I'm joining this cult and want to put down what I want for this Christmas.

Dear Fatman,

Bring me a bird, just a little one. Lots of moths. I also want you to spray the human with water everytime she sits at the table. I want lots of plastic, not the thin kind but the really chewy kind. I want unlimited balcony access. I want my own computer and for her to stop sticking that gel crap in my mouth to clean my teeth. I'm wiating for you fatman, I can't wait for you to slide down the chimney into the dark abyss of the living room where nothing but the soft glow of my eyes will be seen. I also like leaping out of the dark at legs, so get ready for some fun.I'm good at scaring people.

I also want the 12 days of christmas because most of those days you get a type of bird. Especially the the doves...

posted by Muse @ 9:04 PM 10 comments

Out the window

Monday, December 1, 2008

Sometimes I just want to run away from my ninja life and be one with the wild

posted by Muse @ 7:45 PM 4 comments

zzz

Friday, November 7, 2008

There she goes snapping away with the flash box again. I seriously have no time for this people. I never understood why humans sit inside the furniture when sitting on top is so much more fun. This helps to improve my aim when i swat at her as she walks by, ninja style of course

posted by Muse @ 6:11 PM 7 comments

happy halloween

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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snacktime

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I love new snacks

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Sometimes..

Monday, October 20, 2008

Tonight I decided I'd had enough of the diet food.

posted by Muse @ 7:36 PM 6 comments

Poem

I really like birdies.

I hold them so dear.

Sometimes I wish i could put them in here

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There's something to be said for "The life"

Friday, October 17, 2008

And what I mean by that is when you hear "Ahh,, this is the life". That should be the motto of a cat. This IS the life.

It seems to be getting colder these days. I've had to curl up on the masters lap to warm my feet, thank god they are a great heater and portable too! I still miss her when she leaves everyday. She always looks at me before going out the door and says "Be good".

Little does she know when I have the house to myself I chew on plastic to my hearts delight and scratch on her beloved area rug

hehe

posted by Muse @ 5:00 AM 2 comments

sweatin to the oldies

Sunday, September 28, 2008

She keeps waving toys trying to get me to run around and play. What's the deal.

Is this part of the punishment for being horizontally challenged?

So i just sniff the toy and roll over

posted by Muse @ 3:38 PM 4 comments

Fat Kat?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Went to vet. Got stuck with needle. Got laughed at. They put me on a scale and started talking about how i gained 2lbs in a year and need to go on a diet. Mom went to get me diet food. I hate it. She also stuck something bristly in my mouth and rubbed my teeth. I hate that too.

posted by Muse @ 12:06 PM 2 comments

Plotting Escape

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I saw a note on the poster hanging in the kitchen this Saturday

MIA

VET

9:30

Fur is going to fly....

posted by Muse @ 7:49 PM 5 comments

Why are humans so silly?

Friday, September 19, 2008

I like to lay in front of the keyboard to prove one thing:

you can get on the computer when *I* say you can get on the computer.

I don't think I want to know where that has been

I am not in the least bit amused

posted by Muse @ 6:43 AM 2 comments

Chillin'

Monday, September 8, 2008

Bring me another Martini!

posted by Muse @ 3:22 PM 7 comments

Plastic Sack playtime

Sunday, September 7, 2008

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On Furniture

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The master puts a cover over the sitting thing. I still scratch on it. My favorite thing is to hug it when I'm feeling particularly hyper. She finds this intimidating when I do that and then raise my butt in the air and look at her underneath my shoulder with the whites of my eyes.

Today she put a sheet on top of it.

I love it

posted by Muse @ 7:28 AM 3 comments

my new fish

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

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My new plaything

Sunday, April 13, 2008

The human got a new toy for me

There IS a God. now if i can ony figure out how to get past the lid on the tank. I've never had Sushi before

posted by Muse @ 11:41 AM 1 comments

This is the life

Sunday, March 16, 2008

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life is good

Friday, March 7, 2008

Damn these keyboards are tricky

posted by Muse @ 9:36 PM 2 comments

water dish blues

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Lately i've been amusing myself with the heavy waterbowl. I move it around, it splashes water making puddles that turn into white stains. At first the human was quite pissed, but now i notice that she seems to laugh

i'll have to find something else to do. The objective has not been accomplished, these are serious tactical moves that cannot be found humorous

posted by Muse @ 6:11 PM 1 comments

Sniffing Around

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Not much going on. Lately i've been interested in suitcases and bags. Anything I can climb into and hide. Last night while the master was getting sprayed with all that hot water I sat between the curtain liners and had myself a nice steam.

I'm getting rather ticked tho, she keeps hiding all the toilet paper bags and plastic. wtf

I wish I had lips and I would smile, in the morning before she leaves i sometimes grab her sleeve. Sometimes she doesn't mind but sometimes she makes a yell, trying to delicately pull away as I tear the fabric of her garment. My, some articles of clothing can be so much fun...

posted by Muse @ 6:33 PM 3 comments

My Trip Home

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I don't think i ever put this up. Here's MY story!

Baby Mine - Watch the top videos of the week here

posted by Muse @ 7:48 PM 4 comments

bad

Saturday, January 5, 2008

don't have time to write these days as the master is always on the PC. but i toy with her in finding ways to annoy. Leaping on tables.

I like to eat plastic. And jump on that bookshelf she's always yelling at me about. And eat the plant on it.

Christmas was fun. I ate celophane.

I'm a bad cat

posted by Muse @ 10:01 AM 3 comments

Jungle Musings

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I like plastic, i really like to chew on it. My favorite plastic thing is container that is kept up high out of my reach. I've managed to gnaw off a few of those plastic things, but she keeps hiding it. Alas she is no match for my athletic powers to leap onto tall furniture in a single bound

i win

posted by Muse @ 8:11 PM 1 comments

Lazy Days

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Post the Thanksgiving mayhem we are back home. The air seems colder and I spent most of my time by the radiator. But when that is not on, I do some serious cuddling

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About Me

Name: Mia
Home: A tiny Dwelling in America
About Me: Born March 2006. I am a phenomenal creature part of a secret underground society in quest for world domination. I love belly rubs, chasing bugs, making biscuits in my masters hair at 5am and climbing things i should't